You’ve got a friend in me.
This is so lovely
Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.
Baby Posey in Maid in Manhattan
when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours
girls do lesbians
periods are you kidding
like does he want the entire female race to apologise for menstruating
i’m sorry my gushing vagina and deathly cramps are affecting you in such a negative way
I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.
why was green eggs and ham banned??
THAT is a really good question
it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
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realest shit i ever seen on tumblr
My followers need to repost this. It needs to reach a lot of people.