when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
I was reading this gardening post and I saw the word scallions and all I thought was Scallison. And then I got depressed.
i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
DON’T FUCKING LOOK AT ME I AM A PUDDLE
omg. WTH. why are animals so fricken cute.
You will never be as happy as this cub. never
Da Vinci’s Demons cast
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best
petition for Avengers 2 to be a musical and the only person who doesn’t know its a musical is Tony
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop